Around the Weird In 80 Days by Rich Smith

By Rich Smith

Whilst you have got damaged twenty-five of the USA's such a lot absurd legislation, what do you do subsequent? if you are wealthy Smith, you come to the scene of the crime, and then:

Vote for the King of the Hoboes on the nationwide Hobo conference in Britt, Iowa
Watch the convicts compete within the criminal Rodeo at Oklahoma nation Prison
Expose your self on the Amtrak Mooning in Orange County, California.
Bob for pig's toes on the Redneck video games in Buckeye Park, Georgia
Compete within the Annual Cardboard Boat Race in Heber Springs, Arkansas
Die two times an afternoon on the conflict of Little Bighorn Re-enactment in Billings, Utah
Fire an AK-47 on the World's greatest Machine-gun Shoot in Louisville, Kentucky

Join wealthy Smith and his merry males (and girl) on their hilarious trip as they go back and forth from country to kingdom looking for the main strange occasions the Land of the unfastened has to supply.

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Nevertheless, Rod invited him to his camp whenever he was free, and also asked if Antony and I would like to join him for some post-rehearsal refreshments. Rod had described his camp perfectly. There was indeed a stuffed buzzard that sat atop a homemade wooden sign with the words 'Camp Wishah-Kudah-WunWun' on the top plank, and 'COMPANY L MESS', '1ST SERGEANT JAMES BUTLER', and 'ORDERLY SERGEANT' written beneath. ' I asked as Rod sat down to loosen his boots. 'Yeah,' he chuckled. 'I wish I coulda won one.

Antony and I glanced at each other in disappointment. Imagine, if you will, the situation. I had driven from my Cornish home to Gatwick Airport, flown to New York, waited three hours for a connection, caught another flight to Salt Lake City, then driven 600 miles to a small town in the middle of nowhere, just so an elderly woman could tell me that I could be a pioneer! Someone who dresses like a character from Little House on the Prairie, whose only action throughout the entire production was simply to walk from one side of the battlefield to the other.

Twice). 'Excuse me, but we're fort soldiers,' I said proudly. ' After discovering that we were an hour early for the rehearsal, Dave introduced himself and Barbara, and informed us of our very complicated duties during each one of the weekend's four shows. ' Antony and I looked at each other, wiping sweat from our foreheads, imagining how hot it would be lying 'dead' in the middle of a field for the duration of the show. Antony then asked what both of us were thinking. 'How long do we have to stay there for?

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