Air Kiss and Tell by Charlotte Dawson

By Charlotte Dawson

The hilarious and refreshingly sincere memoir that tracks the highs and lows of the celebrity of the fame Apprentice and Australia's subsequent most sensible Model.

Air Kiss and inform: Memoirs of a blow-up doll is a ebook that indicates us that issues which are sparkly, glamorous and soft at the open air can usually be a bit darkish, awkward and without notice windy at the inside.

Sometimes tragic, occasionally hilarious, Charlotte Dawson remembers a number of the extra noteworthy tales from her existence to this point - her occupation, her love existence, her changeable courting with the media and her least well-thought-out horse driving event. no matter what you're thinking that your existence goes to be like and even if rigorously you propose it, the white wood fences you predict can occasionally stick it to you correct among the palings.

From modelling in Milan to sneaking empty wine bottles into the recycling bin, Charlotte has run the gamut of lifestyles reports - a few prevalent, a few ridiculous, and a few blown by surprise off her balcony donning not anything yet a moustache and a grin. As those tales express, you could live to tell the tale nearly any of life's setbacks so long as you could have selection, resilience, humour and a strong digestive procedure.

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His father had sneered. ’ Then there was the embarrassment of Saturdays. ’ His dad had reacted even more discouragingly as Steve started to act as the class joker in response to being called a ‘swot’. Ironically, he became more popular at school – and less popular with his dad at home. Despite reasonable leaving certificate grades, his dad had by that stage repeatedly branded his son as ‘not the sharpest knife in the drawer’. One of Steve’s female sales team broke the silence when entering the room to inform him there was a call.

I know, I know. ’ finished Steve. ’ ‘Which is great,’ replied Steve. ‘Now for the Witches …’ Half an hour later, Steve and Lynn were busy with the first of their commitments – tackling the overgrown and sad-looking front garden of their ground-floor flat. A bleep came from the mobile in Lynn’s fleece, indicating she had a message. Who are you pruning back to promote healthy growth? ‘Steve, look at this,’ said Lynn anxiously. ’ W H O A R E Y O U P R U N I N G B A C K T O P R O M O T E H E A L T H Y G R O W T H ?

The Sunday papers were already scattered across the hallway, after Lynn’s earlier foraging, when Steve went to pick up the sports section of the Sunday Times. ’ screamed the headline, telling him what he knew already. Determined not to be depressed on this sunny Sunday, he tossed it aside and sank into an armchair with the gardening supplement. ’ he read aloud. ‘There you are, Lynn. That’s what we need to do this afternoon. ’ ‘I thought we were taking Nicky to the park before popping in to see mum,’ countered Lynn.

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